smeding

to stick your own finger up your own anus whilst having oral sex performed upon you.

oh i am a little drunk , in order for me to sex wee will you smed me..

before "smed me"
during " smeding"

after "smeded"

by majorbunker January 22, 2010

smedes

someone who is full of themselves and is selfish.

someone who has a low self esteem because they have no junk in thier pants.

stalker, creep.

"dude did you see that guy following you last night he is such a smedes"

by YukinaNekoLover13 September 22, 2009