Smeasel 

One who is both smug and a weasel.

People of this ilk take great pleasure is possessing these characteristics because they are smug weasels.

Jaycob Mullingham Turner III of Chelmsford Chelmsfordshire is the only known living example of a Smeasel.

'That guy Jake has such and smug face and the personality of a weasel'

'Yeh, that's why they call him Smeasel'

Smeasel by Wickery January 16, 2014

Sneasel

Combining the word snake and weasel to produces the ugliest, ratiest, fakiest, liar that your will ever meet in your entire life or if you believe in that stuff lives.x

p1 :Dang that boy a sneasel.

p2: What you mean?
p1: I mean that he be talking made trash about you behind your back
p2: Dang!

Sneasel by King panter March 30, 2022

sleasel 

N. a person who is both sleazy and a weasel, ie. of low moral standards and possessing the tendency to get out of obligations and/or responsibilities.

Not only did he lie about stealing the money, but the spent the money on a hooker! What a sleasel!

sleasel by D. T. January 31, 2008

Smeageldaggeling 

Pertaining to any sexual activity.

Yo I want to be smeageldaggeling her in bed right now.

Smeageldaggeling by Jesus Fromwayuphigh October 23, 2008

sneasel

The best fucking Pokemon ever

"You ever see Sneasel? What a champ that boi is.

sneasel by No Noses March 14, 2019

Smeasal 

The best drink in the world.

1 pint of diesel

2 bottles of smirnoff ice

2 bottles of Orange Alcopop

Pour equally into 3 pint glasses

3 mates

3 straws

Then 3 straws in first pint and suck... then next and then last.

Wait 20 minutes and try standing up

Smeasal Race

2 teams of 3 mates who ever wins pays for the lot!

Smeasal by Ollie7 October 18, 2008

smeasle 

A smeasle is a word I invented for kittens and cats when I was a kid. Has its roots with the word morsel because that's what kittens are: cute little morsels. After the mashup, the result is smeasle. Pronounced (smee-sul).

I procured a smeasle as new pet.

smeasle by Matt7777777 January 30, 2008