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A word to describe someone who is extremely smart but who occasionally or frequently acts ditzy. Also used to describe the behavior of such person.
See that girl? You'd never guess by looking at her that she's super smart, because she acts totally ditzy. That girl is really smitzy.

My boyfriend is President of the Chess Club and was accepted to Harvard. But he's forever losing his phone, locking himself out of his car, and leaving his wallet at home. God, is he smitzy.

I went to a job interview and totally nailed it: passed every test and gave all the right answers. Everything was perfect ... until it was time to leave. Without thinking, instead of shaking my interviewer's hand, I gave him a kiss him on the cheek! That was one hell of a smitzy moment.
Smitzy by yo-yo-ma-ma December 28, 2010
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meaning a girl has a small but fat butt; small fatty; fat but small ass
yo risma you got a smatty!
smatty by xRiSMABOOx May 17, 2008
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Smazzy smatty smartzy smaty Smazy Smitzy
being proud of being skanky
and the use of this power.

(adj.)
Heather was freezing her ass of cuz she looked smaty.
smaty by sammy January 28, 2004
THE DUDE IS SMARTZY
smartzy by Choi November 3, 2013
Super awesome, and extremely cool.
"Whoah, dude, that ollie was smazzy!"
Smazzy by King Rahahaha Mathers III November 15, 2011
Damn he’s smart but he’s smazy
Smazy by UntaimedO April 5, 2019
How snazzy is said by snazzy bitches. It’s just that bit more jazzy. Could be taken as a way to prove superiority. If you’re still saying snazzy then all I can say it: Keep up peasants.
Yknow I am hella smazzy for saying smazzy. Y’all are too snazzy to be smazzy. Hair flick.