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the point inebriation that is so great that you become a mix of smashed and plastered. to become smashterd is a dark and messy path but will be alright theres a high probability of memory loss.
you: brett what happened last night?
brett: dude you were so smashterd last night you drank a whole bottle of jack.
you: AWESOME i cant remember anything!
by wadefizzle May 30, 2010

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