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scamfest 

(noun) a rapid series of scams, cons, and/or other forms of gainful deceit or stealthy theft
The "no-sale" bandit and his cohorts engaged in a scamfest of epic proportions, scoring sackfuls of cash and seven pounds of gold from their hapless victims.
scamfest by Jimulacrum July 3, 2007
Being super smart, and stuff.
Chic- "Hey, did you just say the word smartest?"
Dude- "What?" ,.."oh yeah!.. because I am the smartest about everything."
Smartest by Hezeru April 6, 2017

smartest guy in the room 

The one we all hate, who is never content not being the center of attention. Every story told near this guy gets a response of what he would've done, how you screwed up, or a whitty use of math/science to assert him dominance.
I was talking to Carl about an episode of Breaking Bad and he lectured me about all the science that's wrong with the show, while using words he knows that I don't know, just to show how he is the smartest guy in the room and I am not

smartest race 

deal with it (asians) are smartest race!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
smartest race by DumbDump234 April 20, 2017

smashfest 

A Super Smash Brothers or Super Smash Brothers Melee tournament.
Yo there's gonna be a smashfest at John's tonight.
smashfest by valoem February 7, 2005

The smartest kid on the short bus 

A metaphor for being the best at something that's unimportant or unimpressive. For example: The fastest pitcher who lives at a nursing home is like being the smartest kid on the short bus.

It comes from the special bus designated for retarded people commonly being shorter than the others.
Zack: I'm the best guitar player in town
Me: Whatever, that's like being the smartest kid on the short bus