small mouth syndrome 

Also known as SMS. The condition manifests itself in adults whose mouths do not grow in proportion to their face as they mature. These individuals have child sized orifices. They can usually be identified using words like "supes" and "totes" which are easier for them to pronounce. See also Taylor Lamontism.

Taylor Lamont's small mouth syndrome was apparent as he made judgy facial expressions at the HRC Gala.

small mouth syndrome by Justcallmejulio12 September 29, 2013

Small Mouth Disorder 

A rare yet serious disorder which gives the victim the appearance of a small fish such as a bluegill. It also makes it impossible for the victim to digest foods other than M&M's or raisins. Also known as Bluegillitis.

I often wondered why Craig looked like such a bluegill until I found out he had Small Mouth Disorder, or Bluegillitis.

There is little hope for those with Small Mouth Disorder. Poor Craig, they may never find a cure.

Small Mouth Disorder by jajajajaja040404 October 25, 2009

small dick weisel mother fucker 

term of endearment used by coach Evans when refering to his receivers. Also an insult towards any asshole who brings misfortune upon you. Great for road rage.

I cant beleive you pissed all over my mom's bathrobe you small dick weisel mother fucker!!!

small dick weisel mother fucker by -Hammer February 27, 2005

mother fucking prick with a small cock 

a person who likes to fuck their mom, acts like a dick, and has a small penis

Christina likes this Anthony kid who is a mother fucking prick with a small cock.

mother fucking prick with a small cock by telling the truth November 28, 2007

smell your mother

a phrase that points out to another that you have recently finger banged his or her maternal parent. Usually paired with an outstreched index finger pointed at the other person's nose. Usually delievered in a New York City accent.

Smell ya motha, you asshole.

smell your mother by Bruce February 14, 2005

Smallmouth bass 

Freshwater fish of north america, present in rivers, ponds and lakes. Very appreciated as a game fish by anglers.

Person 1: I took a big mean smallmouth bass on a lipless crankbait, yesterday.
Person 2: Big mean smallmouth bass, huh? That used to be my nickname in high school.

Smallmouth bass by Clar0020 December 28, 2021