national murder your small friends day

October 22nd is national murder your small friends day. This applies to any of your friends that are smaller than you.

Tall friend: Hey it’s october 22nd!
Small friends: So?
Tall friend: Its national murder your small friends day!
Small friends: no💔

by thisisnotniamh October 21, 2020

Small dose friend (SDF)

Someone you like but can only handle in small doses.

I like her but she's a small dose friend.

Definition: A "Small dose friend (SDF)" is someone you like but only in very small doses of time. Otherwise they are way too much

by Rstamm September 16, 2022