smallwood 

A cool guy with a noble yet unfortunately ridiculed (especially during the middle school years) surname. This cool guy, mind you, kept a list of all of those punk-ass kids. Warning: the dragon sleeps, but his slumber can be easily awakened...his wrath will be indescribable.

Joe: Hey, do you know Smallwood?
Jeff: Yeah, he's a cool cat!

smallwood by cincinnati bowtie November 8, 2006

smallwood 

Truly one of the worlds legends, a heroic figure currently residing in Edinburgh (for the yanks amongst u, edinburgh is the capital of scotland, and no scotland is not a part of england, its a separate country!).

Person 1: hey, who's that hero over there?
Person 2: u serious?
person 1: yeah, he looks awesome!
person 3: dude, thats smallwood! he saves babies in his spare time
crowd: {collective sigh in awe}

smallwood by Smallio Banderas August 30, 2008

smallwood steamroller 

A sexual act of ejaculating on a person's face, then rolling your flacid penis, hence small wood, across said person's face.

I hooked up with a girl in Kentucky and totally gave her a smallwood steamroller.

smallwood steamroller by flarmp375 November 17, 2017

smallwood 

a guy in your high school who wants to rule the world.

dude, your such a smallwood.

smallwood by connoe June 14, 2006

Ethan smallwood 

A Huge nerd that will always recommend windows 10 instead of windows 11. He is very annoying and will express his believes to you no matter what situation. If you say anything about your pc then he will start talking about how insane his is and how he payed 5,000 dollar for the same computer.

Ethan Smallwood is stupid.

Ethan smallwood by MegaCocksofRam August 19, 2022

Smallford

England's chocolate starfish.

Me: Let's move out of here.
Them: OK.

Smallford by Smallford Person August 24, 2004

Smallfoot 

The younger, unpopular and failed brother of Bigfoot.

Much the same as his older brother, but smaller, with untidy, ungroomed hair.

His parents regard him as a failure.

James: Hey! Frank! While I was out shooting bears with my Dad we seen Smallfoot! Fucking wicked!!

Frank: Shut up James. Smallfoot is a failure. You should have turned the other cheek.

James: Oh. Alright

Frank: It's Bigfoot or bust, brother.

Smallfoot by Sleazehound January 20, 2010