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loaded, sexually confused man with prepubescent genitalia. known to enjoy tranny porn, high heels, and popcorn. known to masturbate frequently on stranger's couches. favorite line is "but i'm straight" usually following a really bad gay i mean jay story.
I woke up to a small cocked Roach walking through my house last night!
by trannypornlover December 29, 2010