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Similar to the willy wrench, the main difference being that the woman thinks that smacking the penis during masturbation gives men a greater thrill. Wise up does NOTHING for stimulation.
"It was going fine until she smackmonkeyed my cock like it had tried to bite her"
by Rory McMoose May 01, 2005
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willy wrench
Someone who is dependent on heroin.
Especially one who is non-athletic and avoids conflict.
See: Smackhead
Kid: Mummy! Why is that man selling his shoes?
Mum: Just ignore him, honey! He's a dirty little smack monkey.
by leimagnus September 25, 2013
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