On the 69th floor of the Cosmopolitan balcony suite, take a huge line of coke and spread it on his penis. Do a line and then pop a bottle champagne over her booty. Quick balcony blowjob then he finishes on your arm. Then make a line with the black card on your arm with the semen, while he yells Jackpot!
Last years on New Years Eve, I met a Las Vegas Slut Machine.
by KingSlut September 27, 2018
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Like the slot machine except that when you win at the slut machine, these are not coins but sluts and fellatio falling from the sky.
Don't cheat with the machine if you don't want Jack the big truck driver to get out.
Oh damnation! He was convicted for pimping because he won the jackpot at the slut machine!
by Snarpan June 13, 2017
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