alpine slucking 

The act of fornication as carried out on a sled speeding down a hill. Sledding on a steep incline is not recommended, and the participants risk the threat of serious injury. Just another way to heat up your sex life in those chilly winter months. Common in Norway.

Sledder 1: What the fuck is on that sled?

Sledder 2: Oh, just your aunt and uncle alpine slucking.

Sledder 1: ...

alpine slucking by fornicatia January 4, 2010

Slunking

The act of sliding down a chair until you're laying down with your butt hanging off.

He enjoyed slunking in his chair. She slunked so hard she fell out of her chair.

Slunking by Lexiiiie January 3, 2018

slucking 

when you masturbate without porn and someone walks in so you put your dick inside your pants while your cumming. The person then sees an expanding wet spot on your crotch. The excuse that follows is called slucking.

Person 1:Dude my mom walking n on me beatin my meat so I said that I spilled my water

Person 2: How are you so good at slucking?

slucking by ugh2 April 21, 2017

slunking

To hesitate or put off doing something you should do.

You need to stop slunking with that situation!!

slunking by DGS NAS June 23, 2010

ass slushing 

Where you get an ice pop like a mini milk or twister or a caliph or a fruit pastille ice pop shove it up your mates arse till it goes slushy and then suck it out

In last nights ass slushing I tasted the rainbow of fruit flavours after I sucked out a nestle fruit pastille ice pop out your ass. Amazing!!

ass slushing by Nobby’s Nuts April 21, 2018

Slunking

The act of sledding while drunk.

Friend 1: Snowday today! what should we do?

Friend 2: Let's go slunking.

Friend 1: Hell yeah

Slunking by LeahandHailey February 12, 2010

slurking 

Lurking while not doing anything in particular, or of use. Particularly applies to late nights, when thought is difficult.

Ted: Hey Mike, what're you doing up at 3 AM?
Mike: Slurking.
Ted: Oh. So you're like ... browsing 4chan?
Mike: Nah. Just slurking.

slurking by Naz M. April 17, 2010