Top Definition
a freeloading shitbird who drinks too much, sleeps on the couch and slurps his ramen noodles
Joe: wtf is wrong with pat man? all he does is sit on the couch all day eating ramen
kevin: yeah dudes a slurple roost im about to kick his ass to the curb
by jimmy football2002 May 17, 2010

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