look up any word, like thot:
 
1.
A sluggish wooly mammoth like creature with an uncanny resemblence of Michael Moore. A slurmsy drools and makes prehistoric noises while sleeping. A slurmsy has pronunciation problems such as hospital(hostipal) chimney(chimley) and mark (MORK! MORK!)
why are ya ringing me ya big slurmsy!!?? you've nothing to talk about you're just bored on the bus! ya sap!
by seanrquinn March 05, 2007