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South City Slugger 

The act of maliciously beating and flogging one's penis against a second party's face or other body parts. An act that is performed to display dominance over another person receiving this relatively painless yet humiliating beating,thereby fulfilling the performer's desire to be sexually dominant, and in most cases, the receiver's desire to feel sexually submissive, as well.
Guy 1: DAYUM, WTF. JayC, beat your wang on her face, and do the South City Slugger!

Guy 2: (Gleaming with pride)I know, Sean, but it does get pretty bruised up after a long South City Slugger fest.

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Louie Slugger 

A girthy penis that’s fat on the bell end and tapered skinny at the base giving the appearance of a miniature Louisville Slugger bat.
I hit a home run last night when he whipped out his Louie Slugger. Once I got the bell end down the rest was easy.

He about split my taint with his Louie Slugger last night.
Louie Slugger by Dick Onchin April 13, 2020
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cunt slugger 

Somebody who is a veritable warrior when it comes to pounding pussy.
You should have see Ron Jeremy in that flick, man that dude is a bonafide cunt slugger if ever I saw one.
cunt slugger by Justin O'Connell October 17, 2007
him: chek those girls out

him walkin past girls

him: SLUTAGE

girls: u wat?
Slutage by Lamboo May 26, 2009
the process of being a slut and a nugget
kayla pietz is a huge slugget
slugget by davin47 October 24, 2009

Sluggette 

Someone who trolls forums all day and night for personal satisfaction.

This person's posts usually consist of whining and/or crying about certain people or events.

It is said such a person resembles the looks of a slug in real life.

The goal of the Sluggette is to have the largest E-Peen which grows everytime someone is proven wrong or thought to have lost a conversation or thread.
Jim posted 15 topics today he's really turning into a Sluggette.

I was trying to make a trade but that damn Sluggette ruined it.
Sluggette by Stevesteve November 30, 2005
Slurage: The act of grammatical laziness causing one to inconsistently add and/or subtract letters from a word creating a sometimes more efficient figure of speech. In the construction of a Slurage one will find the possibilities to be as endless, dangerous, amusing, witty, ugly, random, and will come to realize that the benefits of their Slurage to mankind are not only minimal but are as non-existent as the leprechaun in Alabama.
EX: A worthless potato may choose to mash the words those and were together giving water birth to the new slurage - Twer.

Bruce Springsteen Slurage: "Twer the glory days."

Bryan Adams Summer of '69 Slurage: "Twer the best days of my life."

Hillbilly pip-squeak slurage: "Twer mine!!!"
Slurage by Bildog October 12, 2011