slired 

to be slired is to be tired and lazy, most importantly lazy. a person could claim that they are too slired to go play basketball if they are laying on a comfortable couch watching tv, even if they would like to play. it mostly just means that a person is comfortable and unwilling to move.

sam: lets go to albertsons
double: im too slired
max: yeah, we're slired
sam: come on you lazy bastards
double and max: but we're sliiiiiiired
sam: fuck you guys, im leaving

slired by scp February 19, 2005

Stredditer

Short for Stereotypical Redditer. pl. Stredditer

Someone who endorses shitposts that a stereotypical redditer would upvote. This only applies to certain topics that are either over used or completely unfunny

Some Topics include but not limited to:
Big Chungus, Keanu Reeves, Fortnite bad Minecraft good, JoJo, Hazbin Hotel bad, Big Mouth bad, clown emoji, and Minecraft memes

Person 1: I love Minecraft memes unironically
Person 2: You’re such a Stredditer
Person 1: 🤡

Stredditer by 34huvane December 23, 2019

streddie 

the ship name between the characters "stanley uris" "richie tozier" and "eddie kaspbrak" from IT by stephen king.

someone: i would love three a ship between the trashmouth, the hypochondriac and the bird whore (lol sorry this was an irl convo i had)

someone: oh do you mean streddie??

streddie by funny number haha January 15, 2020

slired 

Sleepy and Tired

I've been up since 5 and now I'm slired

slired by OG77 November 16, 2010

slired 

to be justifiably lazy. for example: sitting in a comfortabe chair, making the subject adverse to moving or any sort of action, even if they would enjoy the action.

john wanted to go to the park but didnt because he was slired from laying in bed all day

slired by wankasaurus rex February 21, 2005

Slored

The combination of being Sleepy and Bored

Man I was so slored at work today I didn't know what to do.

Slored by Lump10670 January 13, 2009

sloredrobe 

obtaining different pieces of clothing from the many different guys you hook up with.

Jen: Omg whose sweat shirt is that?
Kiren: Oh? This is Tom's, he gave it to me last night...and this hat, its Rick's...

Jen: Haha you have the best sloredrobe you slut! love you!

sloredrobe by badbitch345 November 1, 2013