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slowtwitch 

An internet community focusing on the sport of triathlon.

A majority of the posters are fantastic athletes with world class times/splits while training, but become merely MOP fodder in races due to others' drafting or their not being placed in the first wave.

However, posters typically possess a wide array of knowledge and experience and are generally helpful.

There is an obsession with carbon wheels, disc covers, and high-priced bikes such as the Speed Concept and Cervelo P4. However, people are usually argumentative of whether others deserve to ride such nice bikes. Spacers underneath the stem are also unacceptable.

Most posters are willing to share their cinematography via youtube links for criticism on their bike position. Usually consists of awkwardly composed profile shots of them riding on their trainer.

The topic of aero helmets can elicit a lengthy, multi-page debate regarding whether one is fast enough to wear one.

Nobody trusts wind tunnel data, but everybody still wants to see it.

If you post times that are considered FOP, then you are bragging.

People will fight to the death about the benefits, or lack thereof, from crossfit or strength training.

If forced to, most ST'ers would give up their first-born child rather than give up their power meter.

It's okay if you suck, as long as you get the fastest bike split.
OP: Hey Slowtwitch, what's your FTP? Mine's 300 watts.
ST: 12 inches.

OP: How can I improve my running? I run 2x a week.
ST #1: Run more. You'll get faster.
ST #2: Do you have any data to support that claim?

OP: How's my fit look?
ST #1: The frame on your wall is crooked.
ST #2: Seat's too high.
slowtwitch by awpo August 22, 2011
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Slopitch 

When a girl is straddling you and aggressively fingering herself to the point of extreme wetness, then sticks her fingers in your mouth... so far down your throat you gag.
Dude, I got slopitched so hard last night by this chick I picked up.
Slopitch by fundave8 October 26, 2019
a combination of the words slut, whore, and bitch. Used in situations where you find the person extremely annoying.
"That girl was a major sloritch for flirting with your boyfriend."
Sloritch by Kris T October 5, 2005

snowbitch 

the act of constantly complaining about snow
Quit being a snowbitch and have fun!
snowbitch by cad1988 February 26, 2011

sloreitch 

the combination between a slut, whore, and bitch. A woman that cant keep cock out of her mouth, pussy, or ass. also a woman that is really annoying.
person 1: "Gosh damn, that chic wont quit asking for my dick."
person 2: "Yea, she's a sloreitch"
sloreitch by swaggamastah April 25, 2011

the slow pitch 

When you stand like a baseball pitcher cupping your hands behind your butt and fart into them. Then in the same manner as a pitcher throwing a baseball, you slow pitch the fart into someone's face.
I used the slow pitch to throw my fart right into my boss's face.

slow pitch 

n. A loose approximation of softball in which the standards are lowered, rules are loosely enforced in a friendly manner, all can play, and heavy drinking is encouraged.

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Hey! Take some speed off that pitch Ace. This is slow pitch, not bean ball!
slow pitch by gnostic 1 June 5, 2013