Slowmie

These are your homies that are a bit slower, as far as walking speed or getting to places quickly. They’re always distracted by every little thing and it slows them down. Could be your mom, a young toddler, or just that homie that does not walk with a purpose.

We were at Disney World and at first I was a little annoyed with my slowmies really holdin’ me back but then one of the park workers recognized what was up and let us cut to the front of the line, boom. Slowmie advantage.

Bro, you stop for every shiny squirrel and walk slower than molasses. Put some pep in your step, slowmie!

What’s up, slowmie? You ready to just stroll, daze and do your thing? DYSAB.

Slowmie by WordMasterPhlex September 17, 2019

slowmotion

Another term for chilling and just laying back. Taking things easy.

"What's good Ease how you?"
"Slowmotion mane breathing"

slowmotion by Ease DaMan April 30, 2008

Slowmensia 

The inability to move quickly or act in an urgent manner.

Eli watched his breakfast decompose as his slowmensia prevented him from eating quick enough.

Slowmensia by yr7soccer May 11, 2018

slowmovaru

Slow moving Subaru (usually driven by some tree hugging hippy with no place he or she needs to be) that you are stuck behind while in a hurry to get somewhere.

God dam hippy, get your slowmovaru the fuck out of my way!

slowmovaru by Methodical March 31, 2015

Slowment 

A slow-moment. A moment when your brain is forgetful or not quite catching on to something.

Sorry, I'm totally having a slowment right now.

Slowment by Annapurna February 17, 2017

Slowmo 

One who is very slow, in the head, often times leading them to believe things that aren't true, and argue points that aren't valid. Later they will realize their mistake, but won't change their argument due to the fact that they don't understand the concept of being wrong as they were babied all of their life and had a mom who let them win every game at candyland.

Slowmo220, Slowmo of Renegade, Slowmo of Clanwars, that kid who is dumb, wookets, darthcide, icesword

See Also: Moron; Idiot; Drew Carey

Slowmo by JimG00se December 10, 2003

Slowmotional 

adj.

Use of slow motion in film for increased emotional impact.
This effect is often compounded by use of HD.

Oh my god, this bit is so slowmotional.

Slowmotional by Boonboon June 15, 2011