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when something is lame or doesn't go the way you want it to, always used in a negative tone.
adwight "dude, i got bad news!"
andrea "what happened, bro?"
adwight "my party got cancelled!"
andrea "woooow....slouchy!"

nick "how'd you do on the test?"
alex "i totally failed!!!"
nick "daaaang....slouchy..."
alex "i know!"
slouchy by captainvivo December 20, 2009
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A person who dresses like the karate kid and has a squid like figure. Also resembles a twig boy.
I saw this guy the other day wearing a bandanna on his forehead, what a slochy.
Slochy by Dickgobbler101 June 16, 2011
A hybrid of the word "Slut" and "Hoochy". Mainly used around little ears, so they don't go repeating derogatory words.
Girl 1: "Have you seen that new girl at work?'

Girl 2: "I heard she hooked up with Derek."

Girl 3: "What a sluu... uh... Sloochy."

Little Girl: "Mommy, what's a sloochy?"

Girl 3: "Nothing, sweetie."
Sloochy by Xpinkranger October 2, 2009
Mike wears a slouchy on his head every day to let others know he smokes.
Slouchy by ToasterStroodles May 15, 2016

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an editor that is super nice and talented and amazing <33
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slouchy beanie 

A beanie that is loose in the back and normally worn by Douchebags.
Can you believe Mike wore that slouchy beanie to meet our new director?
Sloochy is a creature well known for its long arms and fingers. It is also accompanied by the face of a sloth, which it wears vacantly. Sloochy can also be used as an adjective to describe something as being: Lanky, pale, vacant, aimless or just an all-round buffoon.
So. I was playing on CoD when the Sloochy came and molested me with it's octopus fingers.

Oh my god. That guy over there is so Sloochy!
Sloochy by Cotton eye hoe August 31, 2017