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A person who is slow moving, uncoordinated, moronic, addicted to weed, unintelligent, large ears, and has no hope for the future.
Damn, that boy Jordan is a prime example of a slothbear!
by TSOPACBSAOMA January 23, 2011
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A sloth bear is a sloth-like bear which lives in southeast Asia. Slow moving and always pondering the secrets of the universe, sloth bear is often considered the greatest mind in the animal kingdom.
David and his friends were baked at a bonfire, when sloth bear appeared and explained to them everything they wanted to know.
by TheSlothBear May 26, 2013
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