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1.
someone you would only wheel when sloppily drunk
When asked if she liked him, Smash responded "Not really, he's more of a sloption."

Having reached Sloptimus Prime levels, Manue couldn't really be blamed for exhausting her sloptions.

An eternal sloptimist, Seemz was liking the looks of her sloptions that night.
by bronweezy March 03, 2011