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slothensteined
The unforeseen laziness that takes over after losing a game of billiards followed by eating 1 too many 7-11 cheeseburgers. Usually accompanied by large amounts of adult beverages, and in certain cases, a game of boggle.
Mateo: "Wow Liz, he really looks slothensteined right now, can he make it home?"
Damon: "Im ok, might just take me a little bit to get there..."
Damon: "Im ok, might just take me a little bit to get there..."
slothensteined by lbdub November 13, 2021
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Slottensplain
When someone explains the rules of a boardgame so poorly that the game is practically unplayable. Often new rules will be explained late in the game when they become advantageous for the explainer. The outcome of these games should be questioned and all disparities in the game play should be called out loudly as "SLOTTENSPLAINED!"
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When Stevephen explained how to play Alien Frontiers, he omitted that there was another power tile to take until it was his turn. "SLOTTENSPLAINED!"
Slottensplain by boardgamebandit August 14, 2024
Slopternative
An alternative choice to regular, everyday boring slop media. Sometimes you're in the mood for the kind of slop that feels borderline creative, and is thus slopternative media.
John: "Hey man, want to see Avengers 6 with me?"
Steve: "Ah, I don't know about seeing that. Are there any slopternatives out now?"
John: "There's the Rock-em-Sock-em Robots movie at 7:30pm featuring The Rock."
Steve: "What are we waiting for?! Let's go!"
Steve: "Ah, I don't know about seeing that. Are there any slopternatives out now?"
John: "There's the Rock-em-Sock-em Robots movie at 7:30pm featuring The Rock."
Steve: "What are we waiting for?! Let's go!"
Slopternative by Weaver the Achiever April 9, 2025
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026