scarfing 

Tying a scarf or other piece of material around the neck during masturbation to abstruct blood flow to the head, and increase the pleasure at climax.

Brian: If I want to experience the joys of scarfing, what the hell business is it of yours?!
Michael: It's my business cause I'm the one that will get the call from the the god damn cleaning lady who finds you hanging from the rafters with a fucking boner!

scarfing by cuethepulsetobegin June 21, 2007

sharfing

Simultaneous shitting and barfing, sometimes occurring when suffering from a severe bout of the flu.

Dude, I was so sick last week - I was sharfing for two days in a row!

sharfing by Spurtz November 12, 2007

Snarfingtons

A restaurant that serves endless Breadsticks as well as dipping sauces but not soup. They also sell cinnamon breadsticks which are very similar to the normal breadsticks except their made with cinnamon. I cannot stress enough that they do not sell Soup.

Person1: Wow! Snarfington's soup is really good!
Person2: Snarfington's doesn't have soup you idiot! It's dipping sauce!

Person1: I'm sorry I didn't know... it was an accident
Person2: you've failed me for the last time!
Person1: please sir, I'm sorry.....NOOOOOOOO!
"boom"
Person2: snarf...Snarfingtons

Snarfingtons by shypolarbear March 6, 2013

Snarfing the pooper 

The earnest tongue bathing of one's own brownie hopper.

"The cat stopped in the middle of what he was doing to snarf his pooper."

"There are very few careers for which 'snarfing the pooper' would be beneficial to your resume."

Snarfing the pooper by SnarfPooper August 13, 2014

Slarving Dode 

Giving Head, Giving a blow Job, Sucking Dick, Giving a man oral sex.

I like Slarving Dode.

Slarving Dode by sakamp December 10, 2007

slarting 

Sleep farting

When a loud farticle escapes a sleeping body at night unbeknownst to said body as it is deeply asleep.

"He was (slarting) so loudly next to me that I woke up and decided that I never wanted to sleep with him again"

slarting by omidog November 2, 2013

cock scarfing 

When someone enthusiastically woofs down your cock at such an alarming pace that they gag a little.

Known side effects of cock scarfing are as follows: premature ejaculation, an increased hunger for cock, possible skin loss on the shaft, loss of circulation to the cock, and vomiting. If cock scarfing persist for more than 4 hours consult the nearest friend to take over.

Fat bitches love cock scarfing!! I love letting fat bitches scarf on my cock!! I'm a gonna pull my dick out for some sweet cock scarfing!! Get ready fat chicks! Cause here comes Dean!

cock scarfing by Dick N. Bigginsloppy November 10, 2007