The parasitic fleshy spore often found clinging to the back of victims of smit dick. One famous case was the legendary Hindmarsh popularised in many Alfred Hitchcock films in the 1960's.
A BBC news article 1999-Food hygiene experts have today called for the withdrawal of the McDonald's snack the 'happy meal', this is after it was discovered that the product contained dangerously high levels of slapwinkle a dangerously smitty bacteria, which can cause immediate death.
by skogg noof March 4, 2005