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slapshit 

Coined by the Nostalgia Critic in his review of Home Alone 3 to describe John Hughes' later work, slapshit refers to movies that rely heavily on physical (slapstick) humour, but fail to entertain with it.
NC: What happened? He was like THE voice, and then he got lost to this slapstick inspired shit, or slapshit as I like to call it.

His performance was right out of a slapshit movie.
slapshit by NanashiBaka October 17, 2010
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Detroit Slapshot

Performed in a professional office environment...when a co-worker is on the phone, you blow your hole right in his or her ear with a rippling fart creating confusion and akward panic for both people in conversation.
"I was taking an order over the phone when he dropped a detroit slapshot on my shoulder."
Detroit Slapshot by Jarjo March 19, 2008

Slapshots 

A drinking game. Comprised of a set of people standing in a circle. One person at a time takes a shot of alcohol, and is immediately slapped in the face as hard as possible by the person to their left.

The person to the right of the person who was just slapped then takes a shot, and the process is continued. It is preferable if this game is video taped. Created by Malcom Murfin.
"Dude, Lindsay got slapped so hard by Malcolm last night playing Slapshots."
Slapshots by davegoldblatt3000 January 27, 2009

Canadian Slapshot

A male takes his penis and dips it in maple syrup. He then approaches a female, who gets down on her knees. The man then winds up, and slaps her in the face with his maple glazed boner.
Aww man her face was so sticky and bruised after that canadian slapshot last night, lol.

slapshotty 

Some fag who cream pies and sucks dick
Fucking slapshotty
adjective meaning "so witty and well-defined that no further discussion is needed." Often used to describe a comment which ends an argument.
Wow, slamshut! There is no further need for discussion.
slamshut by Tommy Decat May 22, 2006
A rugged individualist, one who is admired as a hero by others.
"Man, that guy's really got it together-- he's a real SlamShut."