slappy balls

The sound of when you sit and your balls slap down on your legs making a "slappy" noise, or when "doing the dirty".

Guy: Jeez it's hot out here! I've been gettin slappy balls all day!

Girl: Maybe you sould go sit in the A/C so your nuts don't look like an old mans.

slappy balls by TheMexicangrito October 5, 2012

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deez nutz ball greasing sloppy sloppalicious

what your mom gives me every time i visit you

"i pulled up to da crib
she gimme that deez nutz ball greasing sloppy sloppalicious till i goofed"
"charles, did you take your schizophrenia medication?"
"what?"

deez nutz ball greasing sloppy sloppalicious by wade_w_wilson August 13, 2024

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Sloppy Balls

Two known definitions:

1. Just how it sounds-- testicles that are far from well-kept.

2. A delicious British snack, typically cornmeal formed into a ball-form, tossed and coated in a honey glaze.

1. Man, that dude had some sloppy balls. They were dirty, sweaty, and some parts had long pubes while others were completely shaved.

2. Yes, waiter, I'll have an order of the sloppy balls please.

Sloppy Balls by theseandownthemiddle September 3, 2010

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Slappyball

An act where one person takes out their testecles and put it over their waistband or belt and go to the nearest female and slap her with them as hard as they can trying to get it as close to her mouth as possible then while she is in shock you fart in her mouth.

Man Tina really just got slappyballed at school today I heard she had to go home.

Slappyball by Weewaa March 7, 2017