slap master

Slap Master: a guy who claims to bang lots of women, when in reality he jerks off every day.

Office slave 1: Chris told me he's banged 300 chick's.

Office slave 2: Really? That Slap Master got suspended from work after bossman caught him jerking off in the restroom! He doesn't get chick's. He beats off.

by Moblspank September 30, 2023