slapnesia 

sudden memory loss when threatened with prosecution for abuse.

Chris Brown suffered a debilitating case of slapnesia when he had to appear on Larry King Live about his "incident" with Rihanna.

slapnesia by gmcommgrad September 26, 2009

slapsies 

A game for two people, both hold their hands as if praying but with arms stretched in front and fingertips touching.
Each person takes turns to try and slap the back the others hands before they can withdraw them. If they succeed a slap they get another go. If they miss, their opponent has their turn.
If a player withdraws their hands three times when a slap has not been attempted then their opponent has a free slap...wherever and and however hard they want.
(muhahah)

I'm bored...Lets play slapsies! You're in for some pain!

slapsies by Maxx Dj A March 9, 2009

slapinson

A real jerk.

I worked with a guy that was a real slapinson. He caused the company to go bankrupt.

slapinson by Wayne E. Wooks June 9, 2004

Ghost Slappies 

To be jerked off while sleeping as a revenge attack for being a total piece of shit. Usually the discharge is aimed at the stomach of the victim to make a messy aftermath. When the victim wakes up they will see the cum on their stomach and realized they had been slappied but don't know by who, hence it being a Ghost Slappy. This is in no way gay.

Friend comes home really drunk, pukes on your floor and passes out.

You give him some ghost slappies.

He wakes up and says "Fuck I got Ghost Slappied again!"

Ghost Slappies by gotchabetch September 1, 2011

Slabies 

A group of slave babies.

The white slaveowner went to the auction to buy a couple slabies for his plantation.

Slabies by NatMcMahan May 31, 2015

Homo-slapien 

A member of the Human / Homo-sapien genus who is · follically challenge. especially around the area of the head.

(see also Baldy, Slaphead, Kojak, Duncun Goodhew)

"Hey Check out Kojak over there, he's a total Homo-slapien"

Homo-slapien by Scarlet Pixie February 7, 2021

Feet-Slappies

A new term that was created on The Official Podcast to serve as a medium between the American term "flip-flops" and the Australian term "thongs" for a specific type of v-shaped sandals.

Guy 1: "I went outside wearing thongs."

Guy 2: "You mean feet-slappies?"
Guy 1: "Oh yeah... Those... *hides g-strings*"

Feet-Slappies by SomeSuperRandomGuy June 9, 2022