by cooldudeman July 2, 2014
a man or woman who is only fucked when there is no one else around. You're not a friend, lover or relative...but loyal like an animal.
The person using you doesn't have feelings for you-You are merely a warm hold to Penetrate.
Much how lonely farmers would copulate with Sheep or Lambs..
The person using you doesn't have feelings for you-You are merely a warm hold to Penetrate.
Much how lonely farmers would copulate with Sheep or Lambs..
Joe convinced his slam pig Stacy he cared so she would have sex with him until someone better came along
by Thatgirl76 September 22, 2020
Noun. circa spring break 2002. Slampigs are at home on any dance floor. They're easy to spot with their tight black pants and fat rolls that showcase their whale tales whilst pushing up a shirt size too small. Slampigs are last to leave the dancefloor and normally raise the tempreture of any club by 100 degrees due to their fat faces chewing up all the free oxygen. They're the ugly little sis to Cougars and 2nd cousins to the Coyote Ugly.
by Douche McMurphlenuts April 25, 2007
"Hey, isn't that your wife over there?"
"No, that's just my slam pig. My wife is at home with the kids."
"No, that's just my slam pig. My wife is at home with the kids."
by Rick Wiseman, DDS May 25, 2005
A Slam Pig is the ugly girl you bang because you wanna get your nut. You aren't proud of it, but it gets the job done.
GODDAMN! My friend Alonzo plows Slam Pigs like he is expecting a heavy rain and he needs to get these seeds in the ground before he loses the farm. ....What a sick fuck
by Wy the God Father Guy April 14, 2020
a common creature to longisland areas. you can normally see them in their natural habitat on the street corner or on their back under a "slammer" they are called slam pigs because they are dirty like a pig and anyone can slam them. but be weary because you may contract all sorts of stds.
by anolog December 1, 2010
A newly encountered woman that says one of the following things before engaging in sexual acts she is CLEARY well practiced in... "I usually don't do things like this," "I don't want you to think less of me in the morning," "I'm really not that type of girl."
by cheffinatly February 6, 2010