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A pathetic gay man who makes things up to make friends and lure underage boys.
Watch out for the slake with a six-pack and a joing outside of your junior high, he has a bottle of rufies and a video camera.
by Jack Batemaster January 07, 2004
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noun; a gratifying or pleasurable turn of events
verb; to gratify or satisfy
That hard-boiled egg burrito sure was a slake, mom!

The television slaked me with Encino Man
by Edmund Unceworthy June 01, 2006
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Someone who is both a slut and a flake. Or, someone who flakes out on you to act out slutty behavior.
"Fuck, Amanda slaked on me again. We had plans and instead she went to bone 3 different dudes."
by juuuuuulia March 20, 2008
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to makeout or satisfy by kissing.
Haven't you ever seen MASH if not you need to get out.

Radar O'Riley got slaked.
by kickin it country April 17, 2011
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Verb - to masturbate and ejaculate on ones couch.
"Dude, you're f'n sick! You just slaked on my new sofa!"
by anonymous12879 July 10, 2008
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The opposite of a nap. When you are awake. You sleep and then you wake up and then you go back to sleep. The part when you are awake is a "slake" When you sleep and then wake up to either go workout or write papers and then you go back to sleep.
I took a "slake" today, I had to get up for practice and went to sleep when I got home.
by yeebudddy July 30, 2011
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One who stays frozen in time, fears change. Fence-sitter.
He hasn't made a move because he is a slake.
by D~ January 15, 2004
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