seintology 

Seintology is a body of beliefs and related practices created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld. Seintology teaches that people are mean, superficial, greedy and they lack of empathy. The motto of Seintology is created by Julia-Loius Dreyfuss as "no hugging, no learning"

Since I watched the entire Seinfeld series, I feel like a member of seintology

seintology by divadeiwob October 4, 2013

Shiantology 

Find yourself questioning religion? Not sure which path to take? Scared to death by Tom Cruise?

Then SHIANTOLOGY may be for you.

A new religion founded on Sunday, February 8, 2009 and characterized by a belief in the power of Shia’s spirit to clear itself of past painful experiences (in particular, hand smashing car crashes and drunken outbursts in Walgreens) through self-knowledge, spiritual fulfillment and copious amounts of Arizona Ice Tea.

Shiantology places an emphasis upon Shia’s immortal spirit, Shiacarnation, an extrascientific method of pshiachotherapy (Shianetics), and, MOST IMPORTANTLY, daily SHIA WALKING POSTS.

I LOVE Shia LaBeouf. I'm gonna join Shiantology.

Shiantology by jho1744 May 11, 2009

Seantology

The religious system of worshiping a person named Sean Peters. Seantology followers will impersonate the life and personality of their lord Sean Peters. Followers will only talk after their lord and will imitate actions committed by their lord.

Chips why are you always trying to act like Sean. Are you a follower of Seantology?

Seantology by Rogerbanks101 November 30, 2021