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Making a bowel movement do to fear of sky diving.
"Dude, Linda and I went sky diving, which frightens me greatly...so I took a skyturd in the air, when we were falling. The thing is...I had a whole in my suit, and when we landed my turd wasn't there...so I think I have some bad news for you...there's a small possibility that a huge turd fell through you wind shield.
by skyturd December 29, 2009

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