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Pronounced sk-wah-mer

A name given to a girl that lies about partying in an attempt to make herself appear cool, thus giving guys whatever they want. She's a shit talker, liar and slut. She always has to have at least one person following her.
Girl: See that girl?
Guy: Yeah...
Girl: She's a total skwamer.
Guy: She's only fucked, like, 5 guys when she was single. Big deal.
Girl: You've just proven my point.
Skwamer by Anti-Skwamer Society September 7, 2011
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A person who rules or commands one or others combined.
SWAYER by LeProvocateur January 28, 2017
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A white girl with a pancake butt who, while attempting to grind/get freaky with a guy, is unsuccessful and instead creates a side to side motion that does not create any pleasure for either partner. In fact, swayers can be known to cause seasickness and extreme boredom.
"Man, that danced fucking sucked! Every girl I danced with was a swayer!"
swayer by Whiskey E October 14, 2009
A girl who is easy towards decisions when intoxicated; commonly in a sence of getting with someone they shouldn't.
that girl is such a swayer you just have to get her drunk and you're in.
swayer by smacked105 April 18, 2018
A girl that goes from one guy to another. She doesn't date any one guy and she just hooks up with different guys.
That girl is such a swayer. I heard she hooked up with one guy last week and last night she hooked up with another guy.
swayer by tsktsktsktsktsk April 27, 2011
Someone who is in denial of their sexual preference
Hey joe stop acting like swayers
swayer by mike johnsonnn May 1, 2005
The act of pouncing on your partner with no warning scaring the ever loving shit out of them until they pee on you out of fear.
My boyfriend Swayer'd me last night. I didn't hate it.
Swayer by Lonk2006 September 23, 2019