shrumped

Flaccid from overuse. Shriveled and semi-erect penis, typically due to too much sex.

We fucked like six times last night, until my dick was shrumped. Then I kicked the bitch out.

shrumped by richard vendor October 22, 2012

scrumped 

The incorrect, yet oddly spot-on, past-tense of "scam." "Scrump" or "scrumped" was first defined by "30 Rock" character Tracy Jordan in December 2008.

"It turns out that Nigerian prince I've been e-mailing with is just a spam hoax. I got scrumped!"

scrumped by Laura24601 December 20, 2008

skumped

one step above being pwnd, it's derived from "skunk humped"... clearly something you don't want to happen. unlike pwnage, which may not be noticed by the victim, you ALWAYS know if you've been skumped; it has to be public and uber-humiliating.

"dude, don't skump me like that..."
"shit! you got skumped! GTF away!"

skumped by ducken January 14, 2008

skrupped 

To be heavily inconvenienced or let down by a person or situation.

Ay Ratnu, you've been skrupped by border control.

skrupped by Man like Guy September 5, 2019

Strumpedestalation 

The act of playing an instrument that is either uncommon or unknown.

John's strumpedestalationalistic affinity for the Contrabass Saxophone was one many people found intriguing.

Strumpedestalation by Don Joe21 December 2, 2009

skramped

deleting stuff that allready was written down

mostly used in chats as example discord servers

there is no example atm because it got skramped ;)

skramped by justDom May 14, 2020

Strumped 

Sitting on the floor in a circle or large group while on ecstasy (MDMA). Usually licking lips with eyes rolling around or sucking on a pacifier etc..

"Look at that e-bumper, shes totally strumped!"

Strumped by Dae408 February 5, 2010