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Skirvington 

See also Irvington NJ.

Hell Hole

Home of real gang wars between Bloods and Crips.

Looking for smoke, dope, crack, whack, smack, uppers, downers, ludes, crank, dust? You can get it here, but just be warned that you'll probably end up getting your car jacked...which really wouldn't matter much after getting capped in the face. Once they ID your body, there will be no investigation and it won't be reported to the media.

There has been talk about building a moat or a really large fence around the city in recent years.

In the 60s, Olympic Park, a huge amusement park, was located here since 1887 but shut down after riots of African American teens from Newark in 1965.

Sam: Yo, lets go to 40th to score a bag

Frank: All you bro - u must have a deathwish to drive through Skirvington - especially at 3am

Skirvington by JoeRanelli January 5, 2008
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Skipping school, or playing hooky, in England, as used by J.K. Rowling in the Harry Potter series,
The Weasley's skiving pills could give you any number of excuses to get out of school, including a fever, a bad rash or diarrhea.
skiving by jdsmsl September 3, 2005
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A geordie word for masturbation, usually done discreetly and under the bedsheets.
Tom Doherty! You better not be skivving in that bedroom of yours!
skivvin by Jay101 September 10, 2005

Shivving 

To constantly take the piss and bully your colleagues. Usually a combination of both.
"what's wrong with you dude? You look heaps busy and sad" "thanks bro, I got a total shivving this morning so now I have to do all the work"
Shivving by Fil1 May 23, 2017
Originated from the word ski diving this slang was created during war from a noble act by Tont shush and Ben dover from a parachuting incident
‘This young fellow was skiving
Skiving by Keith Lennon May 21, 2021
Skiving is Scottish slang for skipping/ditching/bunking something like work or school
mainly used by Highschool kids to describe deliberately missing a class they didn't like

also it could be used in England I'm not sure though since I'm not English but maybe they do, I wouldn't know lol
jimmy: l love skiving class, i skived second period to go to McDonalds
Michelle: hah wish I had
skiving by explanation February 21, 2022

St. Shivvings Day 

St. Shivvings Day is celebrated on July 31st and is to honor St. Shivvings - the guardian and protector of Kingsmere. He defended the realm with two long thin knives blessed by the old gods.
Happy St. Shivvings Day - do you have your kebobs ready for the feast tonight?
St. Shivvings Day by tikikenny August 6, 2023