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ski jump 

When a girl is jerking off two guys with a dick in each hand, and suddenly from the woodwork a mystery man comes in from behind and sticks one in her ass. Surprised, she thrusts forward as in a ski jump motion, while still jerking the other two dudes off.
She was so wasted last night, she was jerking off two guys when all of a sudden, a mystery man came home from work and popped her from behind. Startled she did the ski jump.
ski jump by Bobby Ghazi January 2, 2006

dirty ski jump 

after ejaculating in both of the womans eyes; giving her goggles, you shove her down the stairs. scoring the landing is optional.
i gave Helen a dirty ski jump yesterday.
dirty ski jump by Mondo-91 August 28, 2009

Mexican ski jump 

The Mexican ski jump is a buzz inducing roller coaster that involves 3 different steps. The Mexican ski jump event begins with the participant taking a bong hit which they do not exhale. They then hold the bong hit in their lungs while snorting a line of cocaine. Last but not least they drink a shot of tequila, before exhaling the bong hit. The name of the Mexican ski jump is derived from the three events being representative of the colors on the Mexican flag, green, white and red.
Frank the tank did a Mexican ski jump before running down the street naked.
Mexican ski jump by Better Man August 28, 2013

Ski jump titties 

Women's breasts that are shaped as an olympic ski jump ramp. I.e. the boob has a slope down to a nipple that points straight out or up.
Man, I'm not gonna lie. Those ski jump titties kinda scare me a little.
Ski jump titties by Goose9215 April 12, 2023

Ski Jumper 

A position in the shower where a person pulls their ass cheeks apart to rinse all of the soap out of their ass crack. The position is eerily similar to that of an olympic ski jumper.
I did the ski jumper this morning in the shower.
Ski Jumper by Josh Coiner October 16, 2008

Ski jump 

A line of cocain with a pile of ketamine at the end. A popular phrase used in the area of Hyde park Leeds
I’ve just sniffed a ski jump
Ski jump by Hpc August 13, 2020