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skatebored

A terminal disease that renders you unable to skate. You can catch skatebored from many things, such as:
-bad weather
-broken skateboard
-injury
-school/work
-parents/significant other
-you're watching Law and Order
The best cure for skatebored depends on the cause. Many fight the disease by browsing ebay for skating merchandise or watching skating videos. In the case of an injury, you'll simply have to let your immune system stave off the disease.

Recent studies have shown that playing skate 2 can help to cure this horrendous illness. This is still in debate, though, and it is not yet known whether the video game fights the illness.

Don't get skatebored
Person 1: Hey, dude, wanna go skate that wallride today?
Person 2: I wish I could, but I'm skatebored.
Person 1: That sucks dude, I hope you get better.
skatebored by Shiggy499 April 10, 2009
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Lights Out in Spaceworld 

To come down / start to feel tired and not so high anymore. Esp. after use of ecstasy.
A sort of antonym phrase to Space Out in Lightsworld.
Ohhh, It's Lights Out in Spaceworld.

Uh oh, the Lights are going Out in Spaceworld.
Lights Out in Spaceworld by LiiBo November 6, 2008

SkateorDie

1) an old 8 bit video game
2) what some drugged out skater says to you at gun point
3) an elite poster at TFO
Dude, so I was playing Skate or Die on my old nintendo, when suddenly Vince, that poser skater came in, and he was like all trippin' on shrooms and pulled a blade on me. So, he like handed me his board, and I had to think fast, so I was like "what would SkateorDie do?" So then I threw this awesome 180 spin kick, and like totally knocked the sucka out cold.

Skateholder 

(Noun)
Skate-holder

Not to be confused with stakeholder, a skateholder is someone who hangs around a skate park just holding a skate board and not actually using it
Person 1:"look at the skateholder over there"
Person 2:"fucking filthy"
Skateholder:"sick grind dude, I'd shred but you my arms... And my throats kinda sore"
Skateholder by Godbutbetter January 30, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026