A male "Skater Boi" who was emotionally devoted to Avril. Upon the impending marriage of Avril, the Skater Boi attempted to express their frustration through skateboarding. When that failed to soothe the emotional loss, the skater boi turned gay.
Kearney used to like Avril, but now he won't quit looking at Norton's butt.
by Rupert September 25, 2004