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Skunkmonkey 

When you go camping with a girl thats been hiking for a few days without a shower. When she takes her panties off, her monkey (vagina) smells like a skunk that has just sprayed the inside of the tent. Legend has it that native american tibes in the everglades used to roll in the skunkmonkey juice as a repellant to the Skunk Ape ( a mythical bigfoot type creature) that lives in the swamps of Florida. Further testing is needed to find out if this is true though. So if you go camping, please tell us of your results.
The inside of our tent smelled like a skunkmonkey after she took her pants off!
Go wash yourself woman!
Skunkmonkey by fusion73 March 2, 2010
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SkankinMonkey 

SkankinMonkey - n. (skaynk-eng-mon-kee) 1. Slang used to describe someone who thinks he is cool, and/or has a superiority complex 2. A male prostitute 3. Some manwhore named Lane who plays Dance Dance Revolution
"Dude, that asshole is such a SKANKINMONKEY!"

"Don't be a SKANKINMONKEY by accepting that chick's money for sex!"

"SKANKINMONKEY you suck at DDR! OMG!"
SkankinMonkey by Ava Adore April 1, 2004
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skankmonkey

Skankmonkey originates from the term hoebag, meaning a woman who'll do anything with a penis and/or who gets "around". A skankmonkey how ever, is very much the same in in behavior, but more often than not unabashed when it comes to how private her social-life is. Alternately skankmonkey can be synonymous with the term hoebag, to add a more comical take on the conversation.
"Dude I wouldn't try for that chick over there."
"Why not. She seems cool."
"She is cool, but she's a total skankmonkey."
"Hahaha, gotcha."
skankmonkey by The Suphyx December 6, 2009

skankamonkey 

someone who rumages through skips and bins to find anything that may be usefull or entertaining to them or someone else.
1. shut up you skankamonkey!!!!!!
2. oi listen hear skankamonkey!!!!!!!
skankamonkey by zig-zagg November 19, 2007

Spankmonkey

A Spankmonkey is a creature which requires or needs to be spanked due to its incredible stupidity. These 'things' are often 'caring' for, or are in the 'care' of fucktardsGloidsormongs Residential Social Worker = Spankmonkey..stero-typically speaking. Not all RSW's are Spankmonkeys but those that aren't Spankmonkeys are rare and seldom observed in public. These are often refered to as 'Doctor'.
Well rare mate! I spoke to an RSW today and she wasn't a Spankmonkey! Must be a trainee Doctor!
Spankmonkey by Mr Henderson Smith February 13, 2009

SkankinMonkey 

a huge faggot cocksucker that felches goatse mans aNUS
<SkankinMo> I WANNA GET FUCKED IN MY ASS BY A POLICE DOOR RAMMER

SkankinMonkey 

Some guy that wears cowboy hats and dances on some video game thing.
OMFG Look at that SKANKINMONKEY, he's such a lame ass duchebag.
SkankinMonkey by lexx- May 2, 2003