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Shankavitch 

Origin: Shanking a bitch which you do when she has gotten overly emotional, socially awkward and sketchy on account of overanalyzing a semi-romantic situation involving a member of the opposite sex (i.e. man). Hence, "Shankavitch"; derived from German root words "Shonkol," to soundly destroy, and "Vitchen," a woman's every dream for a relationship.

When SVitch finds a girl in a vulnerable condition due to a questionable interaction with a guy, she senses her opening and begins to sniff around looking to make trouble or destroy the relationship at hand.

Legend tells us, she bears a striking resemblance to that longhaired dead bitch that crawls on the floor featured in many Japanese horrors movies, including "Ringu" and "The Grudge" (I don't know the word for "grudge" in Japanese).

Shankavitch oftentimes leads girls to such extreme manifestations of crazy-bitchness A) Facebook stalking a guy she went/made out with once B) Freaking the shit out of a guy by picking names out for their would-be children on their first date C) Screwing up a tim tam slam and consequently spilling about 8 oz. of hot tea into her lap D) Crying hysterically because her random hook-up, with whom she thought she "really had a connection" never called her back E) Whilst drunk, she has a heart-to-heart with a member of the opposite sex professing her intense interest in him, whom she only met the day before F) Making out with an innocent guy who she has no interest in, just to make another guy jealous

Synonym: "P-tastic"; Alias: Samara
"Umm, did you see her in the store when he walked by? Shankavitch totally came out to rage on her body, and as a result, she verbally abused her friends and then lost three dates. (Awesome.)"

"Dude, Shankavitch thrashed all over her life on Sunday, when she called a restaurant to see whether it was really closed as her date said, if he was actually watching a football game or if he was blowing her off. YEAH."

"The pukers have, what some might call, functional relationships due the low frequency at whi ch Shankavitch asserts her influence into their lives."
Shankavitch by InterestingTeamwork December 1, 2006

skankbitch 

combining the best of both worlds of a skank and a bitch. in other words, a slutty girl.
Skankbitch: "Ohemefgeez. I slept with five hawtties at the party last night. I'm soooo popular."

Normal person: "Shut up, skankbitch"

smackabitch

to handle one's business by backhanding someone (a bitch) who is triflin', or who is getting in the way of one's pimping/macking/life
When the class slut spread a rumor that Melanie was attempting to steal the slut's ugly boyfriend, Melanie knew that it was time to smackabitch.
smackabitch by jenny and lydia January 22, 2006

smackabitch

The action used when your bitch be trippin, and she be needin a good smack.
that bitch was so dumb, so i just had to give her the old smackabitch
smackabitch by bob crab May 21, 2011

Sanjabitch 

The most ratchet girl you'll ever meet. Janky as hell. Built different (like a roblox character). Is the biggest WAP in the world.
person 1: You're a WAP
person 2: No where near as big as Sanjabitch tho
Sanjabitch by notawap August 22, 2020

skankybitch 

www.skankybitch.co.nz
Go There!

A skankybitch is something/someone utterly hideous. Bitch about something/someone at the above website.
"Brett (Nightro) is a skankybitch".
skankybitch by 1337 Fo Lyf April 29, 2004