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skankwater 

n. related to definition for skank, referring to poor hygiene traits and promiscuity of women
1) a foul liquid, suggesting the vaginal residue expelled from use of a douche (literal meaning)--especially that of a diseased or infected person.
2) exclamation for anything that is disgusting or disappointing
1) You're such a terrible person; I hope you choke on skankwater!

2) She cheated off of your paper and STILL got a better grade than you? What skankwater!!!
skankwater by Rachelle Montoya March 5, 2006

skanktater 

A hillbilly skank. A girl that lives in an old trailer in the Appalachia region of the United states. A country girl that smells bad due to lack of plumbing in her trailer.
hey man I just got Bekka Jane's phone number!" " be careful man, you know she is a skanktater" " damn really? well who cares, she can bathe at my house
skanktater by benwastyxx September 23, 2010

Skankateria 

Skankateria is the epitome of skanky pussy. It smells like rotting school cafeteria muffins. It is moldy, wet, and loose. It sways in the wind. It feels like mashed potatoes that were underneath meatloaf. It's a gift from baby Jesus.
Micah's skankateria was the best I've had in weeks.

Sometimes, I pray for skankateria.

Lee asks for skankateria on a daily basis.

That douche eats skankateria regularly.
Skankateria by Skankateria Lovaa August 25, 2009
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026