single people lips

Lips that are dry and chapped.

Friend: "your lips look a little gross.."
Me: "yeah, I have single people lips. Sorry"

by liquid.air August 11, 2017

International single people's day

On February 15th all the people that didn't get a valentine celebrate together. Cheers 🥂

International single people's day is today

by Sherbi February 13, 2020

The Scrutinization of Single People Day

Also known as Valentine's Day.

<Xyrena> So... Anyone got anything special planned for The Scrutinization of Single People Day?
20:41:17 <SD> trying to get laid any way i can cyber or other wise
<DragonLord> lol
* Xyrena nods
<Xyrena> Yup.. Seems to be the idea of it all.

by Mandy Blevins February 6, 2006

National Single People Day

if your single, August 3rd is YOUR day

"Happy National Single People Day, my new favorite day"

by yomommapoopiebaka August 2, 2022