Jessica: I just donated 500$ to JamesGames, i hope he notices me and i marry him.
Maria: SIMPELLE!
The other girls: oooh we have a simpelle here!
Maria: SIMPELLE!
The other girls: oooh we have a simpelle here!
by TheExotiC2 April 2, 2020
A Simpel Crust(™) is someone who is a wannabe funny guy, who plays Minecraft half the day, and is bad at combos in everything else, and hasn't finished The Office
Person 1: Man, that Moroccan Christmas episode was.. wow!
Person 2: You JUST got past that episode?
Person 1: Yeah?
Person 2: You're such a Simpel Crust™.
Person 2: You JUST got past that episode?
Person 1: Yeah?
Person 2: You're such a Simpel Crust™.
by Simpelist Crust™ July 10, 2019