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Has been half a virgin since 8th grade. She has a compulsive lying disorder and is legally bipolar. She will disown her bestfriends for a boy in the drop of a hat. This explains why she only has one friend. Now we all know who Henrietta is... "the friendly MOLE" on her back that comsumes twice daily anything in its sight. Shes a "chocoholic" i guess you could say, she loves girls to lick it off of her and have ugly guys whack the salami to this sight. We have made up songs about that mole- we have captured it, tamed it and made friends with it. BLONDE=NO but WANNABE=YES! This chick thinks shes hot because she gets retarded allllll alooooneeeee and smokes but she really is just a big loser who wants to be like cool people. but she aint ever going to be like me. one question goes out to her, are you showing your true colors?
go to a party she at and you can see fo youself
simanLa by allotta vagina April 29, 2005

simangaliso

Smangaliso, is someone or something that has a great personality and are quite spontaneous, fun, loving and outgoing people.
They are extremely rare to find because of there personality and caring heart to friends, family and lovers. So when you find a Smangaliso be glad you have one cuase they aren't always there.
Wow he is such a Simangaliso of a friend.
simangaliso by Smanga Moloi April 18, 2018
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Only female wizard in the novel "Traveling Tales of the Knights of Crackdon". Not a witch but a female wizard. a rare oddity in a good or magical way.
Dude, did you see that Simala? she stuck her whole fist in her mouth!
Simala by Grandor of Crackdon April 22, 2011
A typical person who has no weak points and is a legend ,it's hard to find them.
Einstein was given name Simanta in his childhood
Simanta by Typhlosur November 23, 2021
This person is gay and very good in sucking his own dick.
*Simanta* : love boy more then girls and he searching for his life partner in online games.
simanta by Andy6999 November 24, 2021
yo lets go have some simalas ;D
simalas by asiaaa December 29, 2010

simantak 

The sexiest man that can ever exist. Period. No other person can ever pull harder than a simantak. Brains, brawn, and sex-appeal. No one else can beat him.
Holy fuck dude that’s a simantak, don’t introduce your wife to him.
simantak by Hypergigachad November 22, 2021