Silent Fart Brigade 

A secret society of talented, synchronized farters who covertly gain entry into important events to quietly pass huge amounts of putrid smelling gas before making quick and stealthy exits.

As soon as Attorney General Barr began his comments to the press and his eyes began to water uncontrollably, he knew he’d been hit by the Silent Fart Brigade.

Silent Fart Brigade by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2019

silent facial mask rant 

One of the great and enduring freedoms implicit in COVID times, that of being able to swear up a quiet storm beneath your facial mask whereas previously you had to inhibit this.

I took to the frequent “silent facial mask rant,” hoping that I could do away with this nasty and unsociable habit once we are all able to unmask ourselves in the distant future.

silent facial mask rant by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2020

silent fart 

When you break the wind, but without making a single noise doing so.

Jake silent farted last night and left everybody confused on why it started to smell so bad all of a sudden.

silent fart by epic343 December 4, 2013

silent fiend 

Lowkey savages for fun and living life to the edge

"Hey did you see me break that window across the street?"
"Yeah, you silent fiended their house"

or

"That kid pulled the fire alarm at Target dude"
"Wow he's such a silent fiend"

silent fiend by Dannymous November 26, 2017

Silent Football 

A gentlemans game not to be mentioned except between other gentlemen, and should not be mentioned on "muggle" sites like this

I traveled to San Fransisco while studying Sig Freud last night
(any words that start with S and F stand for Silent Football

Silent Football by Mr. Kroaky September 1, 2010

Silent Football 

A complicated game which origins date all the way back to the 5th and 6th centuries. Its true creators' identity is unknown, but some believe the game was invented by none other than King Arthur the Great. To play, one must know a Player. A Player is one who has mastered the skill, or has otherwise participated in a game of Silent Football taught by another, and so on. Basically it's similar to the Free Masons. While not being able to list the exact gameplay or rules, it is fairly simple to find Players around you. Just yell, "Hey! What is Silent Football?" Many people will immediately come up to you and teach you. It is not hard to become a Player yourself, but may I say, while it is an honor, it is most definitely a curse. Proceed with caution. You will know what I mean.

Example: "Hey Mike, wanna play Silent Football?"

"Sure man. Gather the others. We will meet in the ally by Krispy Kreame. Don't let anyone follow you, but if they do....well you know what to do."

Silent Football by thefuzeghost April 18, 2017

silent flamer 

a "SILENT FLAMER" is a "person" who tends to just give up and starts sighing. Instead of the normal flaming methods expressing his malcontent the "silent flamer" tends to just shut up and type "ff 15".

he is just silent flaming me, he is a real silent flamer

silent flamer by Pickelstein December 10, 2021