Siff the South African slang word for something that is disgusting and disliked. Siff water gherkin is the disgusting water that the last gherkin sits in. The water is murky and the gherkin is wrinkled and wasting away. The word implies that someone is past the point of help and should be thrown out
Ashley stop being a siff water gherkin, you're better than that.
by Trash Panda11 May 11, 2022
Get the Siff water gherkin mug.