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sideception 

When you don't know which side bitch is your side bitch.
Guy 1: I don't know what to do, I got sideception going on right now. Too many side bitches to count!
Guy 2: You gotta have a main bitch to have a side bitch bro.
Guy 1: Well if you have three bitches, bitch 1 and bitch 2 are side bitches to bitch 3 when you're intercoursing (see intercoursing) bitch 3. Bitch 2 and bitch 3 are side bitches to bitch 1 when you're intercoursing bitch 1. Lastly, bitch 1 and bitch 3 are side bitches to bitch 2 when you're intercoursing bitch 2.

Guy 2: That's just too much math bro.
Guy 1: Sideception.

sidestep 

Sidestepping is most commonly used in video games as another way of saying dodging. To sidestep you would simply just have to ''dodge'' any visuals with a negative impact. ( Visuals in this sentence would be stuff like magic, fire, traps, hammers and swords, etc. ) When sidestepping the only thing you do is walking or running. Roll, jump, duck, etc, yeah... none of them counts as sidesteps.

Side note: Sidestepping is a very advanced move depending on the game you are playing, it can require a lot of skills to pull it off in some games.
''Dude, this guy hits me with every spell.''
''If you don't wanna get hit, sidestep it.''
''Easier said than done...''
sidestep by MMBK October 22, 2016

samoan sidestep 

From rugby union and to a lesser extent, rugby league. Term used to describe the player with the ball running into, then over the top of, the man trying to make the tackle.
Commentator: "And Caucau passes off to Robinson! And Robinson bursts through the line! A quick dummy and there's only Taylor to beat! And... OH! A storming samoan sidestep and its a try!!! And the stretcher's coming on for Taylor."
samoan sidestep by runbytheground December 20, 2008

sidestepping 

sidestepping is a car racing term. This term only applies to cars with manual transmissions. The slightest edge of the left foot will be on the clutch and the clutch pedal will be all the way down to the floor, so when the car is ready to launch from standstill, the driver will simply move his toe and pop the clutch.
did u see how fast he took off the line?
he must of been sidestepping.
sidestepping by aaton January 27, 2008

sidestep 

To avoid answering a question, which is mean of that person.
Janet sidestepped my question, therefore, she's mean, but that's ok since she's hot as hell.
sidestep by djmatty December 27, 2005

Sidetrepreneur 

Someone who takes the initiative to start a business off the side of their desk, in addition to having a day job. A person who is an entrepreneur, investing time and or money to build a business on top of doing their existing job.
So very many people are still working their regular gigs but are spending all their nights and weekends developing an app or service, or building an entertainment franchise, or otherwise aiming to be the next Instagram, the next billion dollar baby.

"He's a real sidetrepreneur: he comes home from work every night and spends the next 6 hours working on this business he has started that will revolutionize the way movies are made."
Sidetrepreneur by NightsAndWeekends September 20, 2012