Sidecock 

a penis, as seen from the side or back, so only part of one side of it, typically the side of the head is visible.

Wow, while the guy was changing, I saw some amazing sidecock.

Sidecock by Peter Boyer March 24, 2008

sidecracked 

Very similar to sidetracked but only occurs when one is very high on some form of stimulants.

I been trying to get by yo place, just kept gettin sidecracked

sidecracked by barbjus December 4, 2007

Sidecock 

When you can see your cock hanging out the side of your shorts.

Did you see Jake over there he had a major case of sidecock.

Sidecock by LAfonta April 20, 2020

Sidecracked 

While being high on meth starting one job and never finishing that job cause u start another 10 jobs while doing the first one

Bro wat are u doing u were meant to be cleaning the house not fixing your bike!! U got sidetracked didn't you!

You got sidecracked again didn't you !! I been waiting for you for 3 hours now u said 10 mins!!

Sidecracked by pappawally December 11, 2021

Sidecock 

a penis, as seen from the side or back, so only part of one side of it, typically the side of the head is visible.

Wow, while the guy was changing, I saw some amazing sidecock.

Sidecock by Peter Boyer March 24, 2008

sidecock 

The word sidecock is derived from sidekick, it is a derogatory term, used to highlight the inept or ineffective qualities of a sidekick.

Batman and his sidecock Robin

sidecock by offy July 7, 2007

Sidecock 

When somebody joins in on a conversation without knowing anything and sucks someone’s cock on the side.

The word sidecock is a higher badge then the phrase dick rider or meat rider.

Sidecock by CEO sidecock February 22, 2021