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Shwat Pants 

Pants that are worn so often, and are so comfortable, that they've been sweat in, shat in, and have soaked up swass on multiple occasions.

Could also be described as sweat pants on steroids.
Scott: Dude, you just spilled your nachos and beer ALL over your pants!
James: No worries bro, these are my shwat pants, they've seen a lot worse!
Shwat Pants by JettSkyler May 5, 2011

sweat pants

the things your parents wear and u get really embarassed when they do in public
mom change out of your sweat pants
sweat pants by smaso February 19, 2005

Sweatpants-Ponytail Girl 

A girl who is chill and gives no fucks. She tells it like it is and is legit. She is true to herself and to the people around her. She is able to look beautiful without makeup and she knows what she wants; she is not high maintenance. She can kick it with her boyfriend without having to go out and being entertained. Music is a big part of her life and she likes simple things like movie nights. Sadly, this type of girl is very rare.
She is so chill and down to earth she is like a sweatpants-ponytail girl.

Grey sweatpants

If a guy wears Grey sweatpants you can see his d**k.
Rachel: did you know jake is wearing grey sweatpants?

Sally: Really, omg I want to see!

Grey Sweatpants

Grey sweatpants is when a boy where’s grey sweat pants purposely for girls/others to see their pp bulge.
Lacy: Did you see aiden wearing those grey sweatpants!?
Kerry: OMG yes, he did it for us to see!
Grey Sweatpants by LaffeeeTaffeee December 17, 2019

out like a boner in sweatpants 

Embellishment of the word "out." This phrase is appropriate to use whenever simply saying "out" is too boring. This may be most often used as an away message on AOL Instant Messenger. The phrase can, however, find use within other contexts.

There are several variations of this phrase, including:
out like a fat kid in dodgeball
out like a blind kid in musical chairs
out like Janet Jackson's right nipple
out like a white guy in a jumping contest
out like handicap parking at the special olympics
out like your mom in a beauty pageant
out like a midget in a dunk contest
out like Helen Keller in hide-and-go-seek
off like heads in the French Revolution
off like a prom dress

The goal of such phrases is to be shocking, crude, or disrespectful in some way in the embellishment of the word.
We're goin' to the bars, so I'm out like a boner in sweatpants.