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One of the greatest to ever lay hands on a Xbox controller. A legend in the "Halo" world. His skill on the sticks are compared to Randy Moss in the NFL. His name is brought up along with other players like Zyos, The Ogres, Tsquared and others.
"Im not even gonna bother going to any MLG events in 2011." Why? "Because Shwakup is going to be there, and is obviously going to win every tournament" True
Shwakup by Matt Leto April 29, 2010
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I hate all these little shwakups running around looking like monkeys!
Shwakup by T RUD March 31, 2009
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a way of saying hello. typically used by druggies, junkies, and addicts.
shwatup can you teach me how to make a bong
shwatup by imthecoolestpersonalive October 24, 2010
The shwalup’s scurried around the forest
shwalup by Keef2929 May 8, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026